Praise be to the god of legal smokes! At last we have something that can truly replace the loss of legal smokes such as Spice, Smoke, Magic, D-Raw, Bomaby Blue and Ex-ses. Remember them? Feeling the pangs of longing? Well, your prayers have been answered as the new Smoke 2 Joosey hits the shelves of all good headshops.

When the government apparently decided that we were having far too much fun without contributing to illegal drugs rings, they removed all our favourite, harmless legal smokes from all the headshops in the UK. Wankers. Why do they spend so much time demonizing the average Joe who’s quietly enjoying himself when there is so much going wrong out there, what with real criminals running the country and all…

Anyway, I didn’t intend to write a political piece on social injustice – it just gets my goat! I actually wanted to let you all know how awesome this new Smoke 2 is (full name Smoke 2 Joosey). It comes in a packet that looks just like the old Smoke packet, with the Smoke legal incense flame logo on the front. So what’s different about it? Not the effects, that’s for sure. I got myself pleasantly mellowed out for several hours on just one Smoke 2 Joosey spliff. All the benefits are the same – the lovely relaxed, buzzy feeling, but not totally mashed up. No paranoia or any of that shit. So I don’t actually know what ingredients have changed, and with results like that I don’t really care to be honest. I’m just pleased to find something to fill the gap.
I tend to put in about the same amount of Smoke 2 Joosey in a spliff as I used to put weed. It has a pretty strong effect and, for me, it lasts a whole lot longer than the effects of weed. If I have a couple of Smoke 2 Joosey joints before bed, I often wake up in the morning still feeling a bit spacey and floaty. In a good way!

Smoke 2 Joosey is a really good social smoke. When I’ve got a group of mates round, or just chilling with my better half, this stuff goes down a treat. We have great conversations, listen to tunes and have a proper laugh. I gotta admit, there came a time when weed wasn’t doing this for us any more – it just killed the mood and the conversation. But Smoke 2 Joosey does the opposite – really conducive to interaction as well as relaxation. What more can I say? I am definitely converted, and so glad we haven’t had to wave goodbye to this wonderful stuff just yet.

If, like me, you no longer want to line the pockets of dodgy drug dealers (OK, they ‘re not all dodgy, but you know what I mean – when you try to trace it back, you never really know where you’re money’s going) then legal smokes are the perfect choice. Surely the government should be applauding us, not penalising us?!?

Grrrrrrr for the government, but yay for the makers of Smoke 2 Joosey legal smoke!

Filed under: Legal High Reviews on March 22nd, 2010